"We are sorry to say that the rest of the December Raditude Tour has been canceled."

Rivers got in a big bus accident. Not big enough to stop the mother fucker from his current quick cash singles scheme, just big enough to stop a tour. Still fuckin' lucky 'Lil Wayne slummed it on a coloab, Rivers has been crying himself to sleep, not because of his cracked rips, but because he still isn't Matt Sharp. Here's the in-depth story.