Monday, December 7, 2009

Child Porn Star Diagnosed with Epilepsy


Dirky Price, newly recognized prodigy in the sex industry is said to have suffered two epileptic seizures within the last month. Encino Hospital head neurologist Dr. Harold Ray confirms that the eight year old is now being treated with the medication Ziphorin which is said to lessen the likeliness of future cerebral disfunction. Mr. and Mrs. Price confirm that Dirky is in safe condition and filming for his next short will not be delayed. - Field Reporter

No comments:

Post a Comment