Thursday, December 31, 2009
CHICAGO - Breaking News - Despite increased security measures and more staff being on hand at Obama's secret Chicago basement war mongering facility/facilities following a Nigerian man's failed attempt at detonating a bomb while on a commercial plane headed from Amsterdam to New York City, Air Bud managed to break in at approximately 5:30 p.m. today and steal his Nobel Peace Prize. Because this situation is still developing, details are scarce at this time. It has been said he disabled several trip wires before storming in, blazing through while barking a flurry of possible racial slurs. It is now reported Air Bud was hit several times with .45 caliber rounds from secret service personnel, however he has still managed to hole himself up. Air Bud was wearing nothing but sunglasses. More information will come as the hostage situation progresses.